It was the best of times, it was the worst of times... Why not get married?
Sure, as institutions go, it has something to be desired. But what better way to add to one's passport collection and enter into a new and exciting demographic? Also, there ain't no party like a Brooklyn/Paris party, 'cause a Brooklyn/Paris party don't stop!
Oh, and we love each other. And you should know about it. You should also know that we value good food, beverage, and company, more than anything else. So it'll be a ball of a time, you should come. To our wedding that is.